Em | 23 | she/they/sometimes he

I have no fucking idea what im doing., at any time.. ever

wintery-star:

bigtimesensuality:

Meeeeeeeeeeee printing strawberries at night

cottoncandyteeth:

Look at the sillies

demilypyro:

exceptionally-stupid:

demilypyro:

My underwear fits a lot better without that annoying thing in the way. Is nice.

My dash keeps glitching with your blog specifically and now I get stuff like this

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prettykikimora:

Some guy behind me ordered 15 sugars with his coffee and I instinctively blurter out “what the fuck? 15?” with my windows down and I heard him laugh.

serotoninswitch:

liquidjapanesetit:

Shrimps in front of a brazilian aquarium

funnytwittertweets:

facelessoldgargoyle:

hidrellez:

people will just say anything

Dennis Rodman slays absolute penis

ophilosoraptoro:

dudewhoabides:

90s punk band

ezorzea:

I dropped my phone in the shower and the water opened up instagram and changed my fucking PRONOUNS?????

two-wizards-in-a-trench-coat:

fuckin a clown and his prostate makes squeaky toy noises

elliegoose:

stoner horsegirl who refers to smoking weed as “hittin’ the hay”

wizpolys:

coughloop:

weirdness-is-good:

big mans tanning in the sun.. what a life lived.

Awesome